A young man goes to confession one weekday. He tells the priest that he has had sex with a woman named "Pussy Green." He said that she was tall, blonde and beautiful and he just couldn't help himself. The priest assigned him penance for his sins.

The next Sunday at service, the priest noticed a young blonde woman in the front pew of his church. She was indeed very beautiful and the priest said in a whisper to the alter boy assisting, "Is that Pussy Green in the front row?"

The alter boy looks and then replies, "No Father! I think that it is just a reflection from one of the stained glass windows!"