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Friday, 21 November 2008
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After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?"

Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."

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"'Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork.' I'm sorry, what was that last one? 'Don't eat pork. God has spoken.' Is that the word of God or is that just pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"

-- Jon Stewart

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