After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam
was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of
the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?"
Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."
"'Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not
commit adultery. Don't eat pork.' I'm sorry, what was that last one?
'Don't eat pork. God has spoken.' Is that the word of God or is that
just pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"