Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines"

"What did you do?", the other nuns asked.

"Well of course I threw them in the trash".

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.

"What did you do?", they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted!