After Adam and Eve had been romping around and had a great time in the Garden for a couple of days, Adam was reflecting on God's wise choice of providing him a mate, and he wanted to thank the Creator personally.

"Hi God. Say, thanks a lot for the woman you made for me, even though I still got that pain in my side," Adam said.

"Don't mention it," God replied.

"By the way, I like how you made her so soft and warm." Adam said.

"That was so you would love her," God answered.

"And her hair is soft and silky," said Adam.

"That was so you would love her," God answered.

"And she is so small, and I feel big and strong beside her," said Adam.

"That was so you would love her," God answered.

"Hmmm, nice ... and she is so pretty and has a soothing voice."

"That was so you would love her," God answered.

"Yes, I do love her, but God, why did you make her so dumb?"