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Following the Vatican declaration that women cannot become priests because they do not resemble Christ, sources reported that Colonel Sanders declared that he would not employ anyone who didn't resemble a chicken.

-- Jane Curtin, SNL

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My dad got his degree in embalming... When we were little and we'd be getting dressed to go to church on Sundays, Dad would have to lay me down on the table to tie my tie.

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