So far today I have done all right. I have not gossiped. I have not lost my temper. I have not been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, proud or over indulgent. I am very thankful for that....
But in a few minutes, God, I am going to get out of bed.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get
drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we
commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to
heaven!