Charitable contributions recommended if you win the Pope pool:

1) Birth control for the 8th grade girls soccer team,

2) Abortion funding for the 8th grade girls volleyball team,

3) Posters for the 2006 Impure Thoughts Convention,

4) Construction of a 'Dunk the Pope' machine for the St. Jude Festival,

5) Funding for City Watch Rehab Project: 'Crack Rocks Make Magic Rosaries',

6) Funding for the 'Communion Transformed' shot glasses and tortillas,

7) Robes for the 'Sanctimoniously Confused Transgendered Child Choir',

8) Funding for first print of the George Carlin Testament, translated by Bill Maher,

9) Funding for the Kansas Weather Board to change the term HAIL to HAIL MARY!,

10) Funding to finish the novel "Sister Surrogate, Full of Grace"