About a century or two ago, the Pope
decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome. Naturally there was a big
uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would
have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the
Jews won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave.
The Jews realized that they had no choice. They looked around for a
champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer.
It was too risky. So they finally picked an old man named Moishe who
spent his life sweeping up after people to represent them. Being old
and poor, he had less to lose, so he agreed. He asked only for one
addition to the debate. Not being used to saying very much as he
cleaned up around the settlement, he asked that neither side be allowed
to talk. The pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope sat opposite
each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed
three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and raised one finger. The
Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Moishe pointed to
the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of
wine. Moishe pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, "I give
up. This man is too good. The Jews can stay".
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him
what happened. The Pope said: "First I held up three fingers to
represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind
me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I
waved my finger around me to show him God was all around us. He
responded by pointing to the ground showing God was also right here
with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show God absolves us
from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.
He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around Moishe, amazed
that this old, almost feeble-minded man had done what all their
scholars had insisted was impossible! "What happened", they asked.
"Well," said Moishe, "First he said to me that the Jews had three days
to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he
told me that this whole city would be cleared of Jews. I let him know
that we were staying right here." "And then what happened", asked a
woman. "I don't know," said Moishe. "He took out his lunch and I took
out mine."