There was this guy sitting in a bar very very drunk. After finishing his 15th whiskey he decided it was about time to leave. Outside the pub stood a nun waiting for her bus home.

The guy passed the nun as he was staggering home. Suddenly he turned around, looked at the nun and attacked the poor woman. The surprised nun fell to the ground but rose again after a few seconds. The guy then hit the nun again and this time the nun didn't rise directly.

"On your feet", the guy shouted to the terrified nun. "Come on, get up already", he continued. Finally the nun got up on her shakey feet but only to see the guy coming at her again. This time the guy took hold of her as he hit and kicked her. The beaten nun fell to the ground.

"Don't just lie there, get up", the guy screamed!

"Grmpf", came out from the nun's mouth.

The guy whispered in the nuns ear...."Not very damn strong tonight, are you Batman?"