A sampling of popular Mormon pick-up lines:

- Hey my name is Steve, how would you like to be my two-year mission?

- How 'bout we go back to my place and not have sex until we're married and then only for purposes of procreation.

- You know, I used to not party with Brigham Young.

- My name is Dave, you know - I own my own bike . . . company.

- Do you have any Mormon in you? No. Would you like . .. some uhm . . . I'm sorry I can't date a non-Mormon.

- Hey, I got two backstage passes for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, I hear that it gets pretty crazy backstage, yeah - they practice group abstinence.