Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys wins.
Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys wins.
Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to Hell if we catch you selling yours.
Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...
Hedonsim - Hang the rule book! Let's play!
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.
Baptist - Once played always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.
