By Dan Duncan

10) I can prove porn exists.
9) In porn, no one has to die for my sins.
8) Porn chock full of color photos instead of "thee" and "thou"
7) Bibles never have centerfolds.
6) Instead of telling what you shalt not do, porn gives you ideas of things you CAN do.
5) Bible full of old bearded guys on camels; porn full of chesty babes.
4) That guy on the cross? In porn, he's there for FUN.
3) God: You have to atone for your sins. Porn: Penthouse publishes them and your friends are impressed.
2) Your mom will never drag you to porn on Sunday morning.
1) Porn has exciting new books and stories every week. The Bible hasn't changed in 2000 years.