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Priestly robes are so tight, they make your underwear ride up.

People who use the collection basket as a change machine.

Walking into the church at four in the morning to find some hooker using it for a different kind of service

Having to help lift a really fat woman after she genuflects.

Everytime the choir hits a high note, it shatters some of the stained-glass windows.

Everyone seems to be looking at them.
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