Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies -- or is he just a tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on another aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting -- do we really need clean air?
The surplus is all gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he had a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows it's crazy -- and the U.N. said to wait;
When he didn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging several billions as his brainlessness redounds
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON