A Big Catholic Layman named Fox Makes his living by sucking off cocks. In spells of depression He goes to confession, And jacks off the priest in his box.
"'Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not
commit adultery. Don't eat pork.' I'm sorry, what was that last one?
'Don't eat pork. God has spoken.' Is that the word of God or is that
just pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"