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Wednesday, 09 July 2008
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A little boy is at school one day and while he is gone, his cat dies.

His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. When he arrives home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't worry. The cat is in heaven with God now."

To which the boy replied, "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?"

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