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Thursday, 20 November 2008
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Three wise men are following a star through the desert.   

The star stops over a little village and begins to shine brightly on a barn behind a small inn.   

They walk into the barn and find a little baby lying in a manger.   

As they approached the manger, one of the wise men walks into a plough and smashes his knee on the handle and in  agony yells out "JESUS CHRIST!"   

A voice came down from above and said "That's a good name, I was going to call him Irving."
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Following the Vatican declaration that women cannot become priests because they do not resemble Christ, sources reported that Colonel Sanders declared that he would not employ anyone who didn't resemble a chicken.

-- Jane Curtin, SNL
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