During a papal visit to Cuba, the pope was strolling along the beach with Fidel Castro when the wind suddenly blew His Holiness' hat into the ocean. Castro retrieved it for him by walking across the water.

The next day newspaper headlines in Cuba read, "Pope Declares Castro Successor to Jesus."

The Vatican issued the statement, "Pope Calls Hat Back With Divine Power."

A Miami paper declared, "Fidel Can't Even Swim."