It seems that the bible got creation all wrong...it was actually Eve that God created first.

After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit. "How is everything, Eve?" he asked.

"It is all so beautiful God, the sunrises and sunsets are breath taking, the smells, the grandeur...just so wonderful, but I have this problem with these three breasts of mine. Like the middle one pushes out the other two and I am constantly catching them on branches and it is basically a nuisance!" reported Eve.

God replied, "Well that is a good point, hey it is my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured half it, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"

So God reached down and ripped that middle breast right out of there and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the garden.

"Well, how is my favorite creation?" he asked.

"Just fantastic!" she replied. "But for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, and the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate except for me, and I feel very alone here."

"Oh my! You're so right! How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now let's see... Where did I leave that useless tit?"